top 50 television characters (in no order)

• 38. Miranda Hart (Miranda) // played by Miranda Hart •

Gary: “Kids?”
Miranda: “Yeah, yeah. Got two. Orlando and uh…Bloom.  You?”
Gary:  “No no, still single.”
Miranda:  “Me too.”
Gary:  “You just said you were married.”
Miranda:  “Divorced now.”
Gary:  “And the kids?”
Miranda:  “Dead.”
Gary:  “Really?  What happened?”
Miranda:  “They froze.  They froze to death Gary.  It’s a funny story actually.  Not funny ha-ha but funny in that it’s almost unbelievable.  You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas.  Base camp of Everest.  And they were just running around in shorts and a t-shirt.  And I kept saying ‘put your coat on, you’ll catch your death!’  And they did!”